My old pal Alex the Clydesdale horse has gone off to be a police horse, which is quite exciting for him, if not for the police person appointed to try and keep him in a straight line. He was patrolling the hordes at Ibrox recently, I hear, I hope it works out for him.
I have found a whole new bunch of pony pals with which to play and I am loving it. My main boo is Alice, a grumpy but elegant dressage master who deigns to let me pretend that I know what I’m doing when it comes to half passes. She’s the beautiful one in the double bridle up there. Everything is going very well and I like all the people and the horses and it’s big and clean and ACE.
She doesn’t even care that her ears are all sweaty. Same here, pal. Same here.