I had to share this range of paints from Cannon Et Ball. Could there be a more appropriate paint range for a lover of puns such as me?
The colours include “Of No Moral Value,” “Easy to apply with a brush”, or “Difficult to explain in words”. Brilliant!
My personal favourite has to be “..though they did have a pile of sausage rolls,” but “I won’t dignify that with a response,” is a close second.
The paints are made by Colour Makes People Happy – their shop looks very jaunty:
Thanks to the always-on-the-money Home Shopping Spy for the tip-off!