Have you been watching The Restaurant this year?
Much against my better judgement, I am. Last series was excellent, with most of the couples being not only talented but genuinely passionate as well.
This year’s show has been condensed down and is seriously lacking in any kind of aptitude or desire to win. Much as I am loving Raymond Blanc, I am finding it so stressful to watch the utter goons competing.
Tonight was no easier viewing, as the worst contestants of all, the smarmy City boys who we have dubbed The Winkers after some first week shenanigans are somehow STILL in it after Bodger and Badger got sent home for being weaklings.
Raymond…if they are still in it next week, I coming down to Le Manoir Aux Quatre Seasons and shitting in soup tureen.