Did anyone see this news story? It is totally ludicrous.
I will this week be suing:
- Cadburys for making the chocolate which makes me fat
- Coke for making drinks that rot my teeth
- My parents for not making me eat less junk when I was wee
- Paul Frank for the mental anguish caused by not doing t-shirts in sizes big enough to cover my ample charms
- Farmers for producing the milk that makes the cream that goes in the cakes that Tesco sells
- Hang on, that means Tesco too …
That’s just for starters!