Gordon Brown isn’t going to change anything. He’s creepy. Bad body language.

Did anyone see this news story? It is totally ludicrous.

I will this week be suing:

  • Cadburys for making the chocolate which makes me fat
  • Coke for making drinks that rot my teeth
  • My parents for not making me eat less junk when I was wee
  • Paul Frank for the mental anguish caused by not doing t-shirts in sizes big enough to cover my ample charms
  • Farmers for producing the milk that makes the cream that goes in the cakes that Tesco sells
  • Hang on, that means Tesco too …

That’s just for starters!

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3 thoughts on “Gordon Brown isn’t going to change anything. He’s creepy. Bad body language.

  1. In relation to gambling…did you ever notice that Ladbrokes is essentially Lad Brokes? It’s shocking that the name doesn’t make people think twice.

  2. Ha! I just love the phrase ‘ample charms’!
    I’m suing anyone that constantly brakes when tailgating (also known as phantom braking) instead of just slowing down and giving the car in front some distance. This causes me great anguish. I must be compensated for the stress.

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