There’s going to be a lot of macrame.


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Originally uploaded by mooosh.

An actual conversation overheard on Sunday in the car park behind the St Enoch Centre in Glasgow:

Ned Mother, 50’s, orange skin, peroxide hair, fag hanging out of mouth at top of voice: “Ya wantin tae go tae McDonalds furst?”

Ned Daughter, 20’s, orange skin, peroxide hair, fag hanging out of mouth, white jeans at top of voice “Naw, we’re gaun tae the pound shop furst, wull get ye thair”

Oh, how we laughed.

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One thought on “There’s going to be a lot of macrame.

  1. When I first looked at this title, I thought that it said “There’s going to be a massacre” I must get my eyes checked.

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