Three minutes is a long time in football.

5 things I would rather be doing right now

  1. Cleaning the mould off the bathroom wall
  2. Crawling over broken glass
  3. Slicing 1000 onions
  4. Buffing a silver teapot with a sloth’s nut sack
  5. Ironing the contents of the Hilton’s linen cupboard
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