Dear trade service direct.
Thank you for your spam fax, the third one this morning! I am thrilled that you are in touch with your early-90’s side sufficiently to provide this distraction in my otherwise dull day.
I am interested in the action trousers, however, I cannot fathom for the life of me why anyone would wish them NOT to have the excellent knee pads you have suggested as an add on.
I may wish to order 2 pairs, so if you could make some suggestions, I will consider my purchase carefully. I’d appreciate your early response what with Christmas coming up.
Claire Brown (Mrs)