The whole of Swindon was flooded.

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Dear trade service direct.

Thank you for your spam fax, the third one this morning! I am thrilled that you are in touch with your early-90’s side sufficiently to provide this distraction in my otherwise dull day.

I am interested in the action trousers, however, I cannot fathom for the life of me why anyone would wish them NOT to have the excellent knee pads you have suggested as an add on.

I may wish to order 2 pairs, so if you could make some suggestions, I will consider my purchase carefully. I’d appreciate your early response what with Christmas coming up.

Many thanks

Claire Brown (Mrs)


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