It won’t come off. I think it’s permanent.

Last week:

“Pick the low hanging fruit from the customer tree”
“we’re in the ocean, we need to swim round to the beach”
“seek the work/life balance”
“cross the chasm”
“step out of your comfort zone”
“let’s touch base”
“we need to dog food this one”
“move up the value chain”
“there are no silver bullets here”
“let’s think about vertical messaging”
“we don’t want to sit on our islands firing canons at each other”
“what’s your spla cost on that?”
“let’s get on the product road map”
“we can take them to the lake but we need to make them drink”
“talking business value language”
“empathy…great word”
“think of the circle, think of the cheese”
“suck it and see”
“people on the move”
“how hard do we have to swim to get to that island?”
“think outside the box”

Yay. Go team.

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3 thoughts on “It won’t come off. I think it’s permanent.

  1. my personal favourite is think of the circle, think of the cheese. A grown man said this with a straight face. I wanted to die.

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